What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
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