What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are winter days great?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
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