What animal has the worst mood swings?

What birds make average students?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

How do you know bees have allergies?