What animal floats best?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?