What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why do fish live in salt water?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's the politest month?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What does the sun drink out of?