Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Families are like fudge.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
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