Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which subject has two parts?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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