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Because they're too far out.
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What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
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Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
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