Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the duck cross the road?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?