How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

How do automobiles fly?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How are mountains able to see?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?