What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the mother rope say to her child?