Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

How long will dinner be?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where are average things manufactured?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?