Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do math teachers eat?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do frogs eat in the summer?