What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the whale cross the road?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What sweet treat never panics?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?