Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What building always gets stains on it?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?