Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is the emptiest holiday?