Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which singer could always break a five?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How did the tree get lost?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
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