How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What car can't keep a secret?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do sprinters eat before a race?