What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How do you make a walnut laugh?