What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What color are all the books in the library?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?