How does a barber get to work?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What car always breaks the rules?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?