Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?