Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
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