Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's the scariest letter?
Do you have the best ceiling?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
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