Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?