How do you spot a modern spider?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do cows like to dance to?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?