Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?