Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
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