Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
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