What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
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