What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What did the sickly elevator say?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

How do hurricanes see?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

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