What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What animal could Noah not trust?
What game do mice love to play?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
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