What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How are teens like cats?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?