Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

How do you make a bandstand?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?