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What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?