What day is your mom always right?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

It's Crowded!

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's the most masculine animal?