What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
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Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
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Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
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