What day do hands always go to church?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?