What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What siblings are always sad?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the sick chicken say?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?