Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
I broke my finger!
How does dinner smell?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Do dads always snore?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
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