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Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where do hands go on vacation?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the fish so smart?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?