Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why do magicians score well in exams?