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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

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Why do diners never serve lobster?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

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In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?