What's a pastor's favorite city?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why are books always so angry?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do math teachers eat?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?