Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you call a tired tree?

Where do termites go camping?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

When does a horse talk?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?