What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Families are like fudge.

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What sport are eggs the best at?