Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How do you make a bandstand?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?