What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is blue and not heavy?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
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