What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?