How do bears keep cool?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

A book just fell on my head.

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?