What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why was the moth so unpopular?