Who invented fractions?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why did the airplane get grounded?