Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What's black and white and red all over?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?