Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What car always breaks the rules?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do trees wear to the lake?