What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
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Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do math teachers eat?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
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