What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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