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How do you compliment a cat?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do stars celebrate in December?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?