What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
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Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's a forklift?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
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