What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Surprise!!!!

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

My leaf blower doesn't work.