What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?