Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Where does Superman park his cars?