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How do you arrest a pig?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

How do fleas travel?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you say if you meet a toad?