What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why are stones so good at music?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?