Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why was the spider so smart?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?