What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?