Which subject has two parts?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is the tallest building in the world?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?