What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What is a cow's dream job?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why was the math book sad in winter?