Why did the frog have a long face?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What is the smallest lion?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What country has the most fish?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?