What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do little fish love to play with?

What animal likes to party the most?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Where does breakfast live?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?