Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's the scariest letter?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do hamsters come from?
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