What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
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Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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