Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do legumes gossip so much?