What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What birds always travel in twos?