What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What siblings are always sad?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?