Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?