What animal knows how to work a computer?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?