What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?