What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the foal cough?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Which office space loves to cut corners?