Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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