What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?