Why are turtles so shy?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do math teachers eat?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?