Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the rug say to the floor?
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