Why was the spider so smart?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What tree has the most bark?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?