Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

How do you make a cow float?