How do hurricanes see?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?