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Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What animal floats best?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?