What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Do dads always snore?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was the math book sad?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?