Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What do bees say in the summer?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
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