Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
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Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Can February March?
What do insects learn at school?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
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