What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the bunny upset?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
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