Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?