What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
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