What do Scottish toads play?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

How does dinner smell?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?