What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why was the mime upset?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?