What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Families are like fudge.

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?