Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?