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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

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How does a polar bear build a house?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?