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I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

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What do you do when two snails fight?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why do porcupines always win the game?