What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

How does a witch play loud music?