What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How was the wedding?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
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