What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a small mom?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
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