Why are all priests fit?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Which bug is related to you?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?