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Why was the fabric always laughing?

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What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

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What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

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