Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable..
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
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