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Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why was the broom late for school?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where do polar bears vote?
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