Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
When do cows get tired?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What event do spiders love to attend?
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