Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
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