Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do bees buzz?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Where do termites go camping?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
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