Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What tree has the most bark?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
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