What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What insect runs away from everything?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do fairies always drink?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?