What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?