Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How long do chickens work?

Why was the pirate late for work?