Why do baseball players love bowling?

What stories are told by basketball players?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's red and smells like blue paint?