Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's the politest month?