What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?