My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Which animals make the best football players?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?