What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?