What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What is the smallest lion?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?