What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why is money so stubborn?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?