What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

It's allergy season again?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a cat's favorite song?