Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why are all priests fit?

Why was the horse so happy?

Want to hear a joke about construction?