Why are computers so good at golf?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?