How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
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