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In Insta-grams.
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Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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