Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

How do hurricanes see?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What's a doll's favorite car?