How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?