What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?