When do cows get tired?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?