How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?