Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
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What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
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