Why was the moth so unpopular?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?