Why were the atoms always hungry?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why are frogs always happy?