What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What sport do horses love to play?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?