Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
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What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How does the moon cut her hair?
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