Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?