Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

If you need help building an ark..

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What's the world's weakest animal?