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What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why is a computer so smart?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?