What did the icy road say to the truck?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?