What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?