What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
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What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
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