What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
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