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What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What farm animal is best at karate?

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What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

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