How much does freedom weigh?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where do chips wear socks?