Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?