What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the chicken cross the net?