How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?